Every Friday I’m going to try and bring you everything I thought was awesome on the internet that week. A good flash game, a funny twitter post, some news, anything. I can’t promise it’ll be fresh to that week, but it’ll be stuff that I’ve just stumbled upon. So, heres the first list.
- Nee is an idea I can actually get behind. It’s a political party in Belgium that has formed for people to protest the lack of a party that doesn’t have anything they are looking for. At least, if it wasn’t for the fact that it is made of complete idiots. They totally lack a serious political idea, and its no surprise. Their candidate for senate is Tania Derveaux. In the 2007 election she promised 40,000 blowjobs if elected. Eventually, the party moved on and started a movie production company (movielol.org). One of the productions they put out is Athene, a video game show put out by Tania’s boyfriend. I recommend you give it a watch. Its so bad that I had to watch a second episode to make sure the bad humor in the first one wasn’t intentional. It wasn’t. The highlight is his accent, so instead of “pwning” he “poons noobs” and instead of “wow gold” he buys lots of “woo goolds”. Anyways, Athene has started a campaign saying that any virgin in the world who can prove they fight for Net Neutrality can have sex with Tania. Of course, they have to meet her terms of service. I think I went overboard on my first link.
- I’ll make this one lighter. Apparently growing up with the dinosaurs made McCain an incredibly tough man. Perhaps Hilary would have been tougher competition for him. Or maybe Mitt Romney. I don’t know what people did before The Onion.
- For some reason I don’t actually understand I’ve been playing a game called Arcane all week. I think its 50% me procrastinating for the last week of school, 50% fun, 50% “I just need to beat this level” syndrome, and 150% game.
- Apparently, If I had been one year older I would have had a pretty solid chance with Hulk Hogans wife. I like to think this went down one of two ways. A) She met the 19 year old because he was the passenger when her 17 year old son got in a car accident. B) She met the 19 year old because he was a backup dancer for her 20 year old daughter. Depressing. Maybe I was just too young to care, but I think the WWF (Or E) failed to mention that Hulkamania is actually a form of clinical depression. I never would have told people I was a Hulkamaniac.
- It looks like McDonalds has invented billboards that advertise there salads by growing their message in lettuce. Well, this is further proof to my theory that everything from McDonalds is at least 50% not real food. Kind of like a plastic billboard.
- It seems like Marvel has been really stepping it up with their movies lately, even giving DC a bit of competition. Think their planned animated movies can do the same? Don’t worry, nothing can beat the DCAU. We can all dream for something comparable though, can’t we?
And with that, I’ll wrap up week one. Please, leave some comments, tell me what you liked/dislike, and what you want more/less of. Expect this to be longer in the future, but I just came up with the idea on the fly.
